COLLECTION OF GOOD MORNING SMS

50 Saal Ka Admi Ladki Dekhne Gya

Ldki Ki Maa Usse Dekh K Behosh Ho Gyi

Hosh Aya, Kaaran Pucha

To Boli

25 Saal Pehle Ye Mujhe B Dekhne Aya Tha.

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DEVDAS ko BAPU ne kaha ghar chordo,MAA ne kaha PARO ko chordo,PARO ne kaha sarab chordo,par TUMHE kisne kaha MSG. or MISS CALL karna chordo.....

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Best love story: A mosquito fell in love with a hen. One day they kissed each other.The hen died of malaria and the mosquito died of bird flu...

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GITA ki Gyan:

Mobile nirjiv hai,

Sim iski Atma hai,

Sms woh Gyan haijo batane se barta hai,

Is liye Hey Prani,

Balance ki moho-maya tyag karo,nirantar sms karo

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Ram sent application to Ravan...

To, The Lankesh, Lankapati, Sri Lanka.

SUB-SITA ko wapas kardo

Dear Sir, I beg to say that U have kidnapped my wife SITA.

I have only one wife & I don't no how to cook food. Plz send my wife by your plane bcoz there is no petrol in my 'SUPPERSONIC'.

Plz send her as soon as possible. I will be highly thankful to you for this act of kindness.

THANK YOU. Ur sincerly Enemy,Ram Ayodhyapati...

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Bondhu mane khelar sathi Bondhu mane rag.Bondhu mane dukkho sukher soman soman vag.Bondhu mane halka hasi chokher kone jol.Bondhu mane hotat msg kimba miss call

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F+ Frank in mind

R+ Real in love

I + Ice speech

E+ Endless Support

N+ Nonstop Advice

D+ Deep in Care

S+ Sweet in behavior. Thats all about a

"FRIEND forever"

GM mates & have a good day

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Sardar on cycle and hit a lady accidently,Lady says "Andhe ki aulad, break nahi maar sakta kya?" Sardar:"Puri cycle to maar di...Ab kya break alag se maru..??

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Salesman:- Sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa:- Nahi,"Hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyaar nahi karte!" "Aaj powder laga denge to kal Sala DEO mangega.."

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Niel Armstrong landed on moon but saw two men already standing there. He asked 'who the hell are you' ? One of the men said 'camera eh suman dey songe XYZ STAR ANANDA'.

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Teacher: shadi kya hai? student: kunwaro ke liye "alpenlibe" jee lalchaye rha na jaye.. or shadishuda ke liye "chlormint" dubara mat puch na.

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6 flowers for U

1 for health

1 for wealth

1 for happiness

1 for frndship

Or baki 2 AISE HI

Kaan pe laga lena..

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A B C D

A=u r atractive

B=u r best

C=u r cute

D=u r dear 2me

E F G

E=u r excelent

F=u r funny

G=u r good looking

H I J

H=ha! ha!

I=I'm

J=joking!

dnt b smart.....

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Never kiss a lawyer she wil say "I OBJECT THIS",Never kiss a nurse she wil say "WHO IS NEXT", Always kiss a teacher she wil say "DO IT 10 TIMES"...

good morning.

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N0N SM0KERS- I hate cigarette so I don't touch it... SM0KERS- I too hate cigarette. So... "I BURN IT...!!" Rishta wahi...Soch nayi…

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NEWSPAPER me h.

Padh lena;)good morning

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B4 marriage:-

Roses r red Sky is blue.

U r beautiful I love u!

After marriage:-

Roses r dead I am blue.

U r my headache

1day i will kill u...

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New slambook 2013.

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REPLY MUST

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rnd of mine. Cls 2 my heart.

Ur dream= well established in lyf

Ur enemy= none

Jaan se pyara= Nthng.