50 Saal Ka Admi Ladki Dekhne Gya
Ldki Ki Maa Usse Dekh K Behosh Ho
Gyi
Hosh Aya, Kaaran Pucha
To Boli
25 Saal
Pehle Ye Mujhe B Dekhne Aya Tha.
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DEVDAS ko BAPU ne kaha ghar chordo,MAA ne kaha PARO ko
chordo,PARO ne kaha sarab chordo,par TUMHE kisne kaha MSG. or MISS CALL karna
chordo.....
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Best love story: A mosquito fell in
love with a hen. One day they kissed each other.The hen died of malaria and the
mosquito died of bird flu...
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GITA ki Gyan:
Mobile nirjiv hai,
Sim iski Atma hai,
Sms woh Gyan haijo batane se barta
hai,
Is liye Hey Prani,
Balance ki moho-maya tyag
karo,nirantar sms karo
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Capital Y....
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Ram sent application to Ravan...
To, The Lankesh, Lankapati, Sri
Lanka.
SUB-SITA ko wapas kardo
Dear Sir, I beg to say that U have
kidnapped my wife SITA.
I have only one wife & I don't
no how to cook food. Plz send my wife by your plane bcoz there is no petrol in
my 'SUPPERSONIC'.
Plz send her as soon as possible. I
will be highly thankful to you for this act of kindness.
THANK YOU. Ur sincerly Enemy,Ram
Ayodhyapati...
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Bondhu mane khelar sathi Bondhu mane rag.Bondhu mane dukkho sukher
soman soman vag.Bondhu mane halka hasi chokher kone jol.Bondhu mane hotat msg
kimba miss call
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F+ Frank in mind
R+ Real in love
I + Ice speech
E+ Endless Support
N+ Nonstop Advice
D+ Deep in Care
S+ Sweet in behavior. Thats all
about a
"FRIEND forever"
GM mates & have a good day
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Sardar on cycle and hit a lady accidently,Lady says "Andhe ki
aulad, break nahi maar sakta kya?" Sardar:"Puri cycle to maar di...Ab
kya break alag se maru..??
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Salesman:- Sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa:-
Nahi,"Hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyaar nahi karte!" "Aaj powder
laga denge to kal Sala DEO mangega.."
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Niel Armstrong landed on moon but saw two men already standing there.
He asked 'who the hell are you' ? One of the men said 'camera eh suman dey
songe XYZ STAR ANANDA'.
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Teacher: shadi kya hai? student: kunwaro ke liye "alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye rha na jaye.. or shadishuda ke liye "chlormint" dubara
mat puch na.
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@ @ @ @ @ @| | | | | |
6 flowers for U
1 for health
1 for wealth
1 for happiness
1 for frndship
Or baki 2 AISE HI
Kaan pe laga lena..
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A B C D
A=u r atractive
B=u r best
C=u r cute
D=u r dear 2me
E F G
E=u r excelent
F=u r funny
G=u r good looking
H I J
H=ha! ha!
I=I'm
J=joking!
dnt b smart.....
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Never kiss a lawyer she wil say
"I OBJECT THIS",Never kiss a nurse she wil say "WHO IS
NEXT", Always kiss a teacher she wil say "DO IT 10 TIMES"...
good morning.
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N0N SM0KERS- I hate cigarette so I don't touch it... SM0KERS- I too
hate cigarette. So... "I BURN IT...!!" Rishta wahi...Soch nayi…
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Good Morning aaj ki taza khabar...
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NEWSPAPER me h.
Padh lena;)good morning
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B4 marriage:-
Roses r red Sky is blue.
U r beautiful I love u!
After marriage:-
Roses r dead I am blue.
U r my headache
1day i will kill u...
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New slambook 2013.
Name=
D.O.B=
Best frnd =
Fav colour=
r u in love?=
Bf/gf name=
About me=
Ur dream=
Ur enemy=
Jaan se pyara=
REPLY MUST
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rnd of mine. Cls 2 my heart.
Ur dream= well established in lyf
Ur enemy= none
Jaan se pyara= Nthng.
