FUNNY SMS

Baccha Ghar se Maar khakar Guse me School j rha tha,Raste me kisi ne Pucha-Beta Padhte ho? bacha-nahi school dress pehn k tere bap ki barat me ja raha hu.. 

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His Jersey no. is 10

Age 37=3+7= 10

Height 5'ft 5'inc =5+5= 10

W.C. winning date

2/4/2011 =2+4+2+0+1+1= 10

W.Cup aftr 28yrs =2+8= 10truely he is 10dulkar':-)

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Just imagine :

U and ur lover r havng a deep kiss in a romantic atmosphere n suddenly

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Ur lover vomits in ur MOuth..!hahahahaha sharam karo…

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EK "CHUHA" THA ?

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Badtameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..

warna itna kuch likha tha aapki taarif me k pucho hi mat...

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My maths teacher told me 1hour60mins N 1min60secs.but she never told me that 1 sec with a "friend like you"is equal to 100 golden yrs..:-)

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Exams may come and go,

Marks may come and go,

but once yu go mad,

you will b mad forever,

so be careful.

"STUDY IN LIMITS";-)

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Funny bt Incredible India -

LARGE STATE-

Maha-rahstra

KINGS PLACE-

Raja- sthan

QUEEN FIELD-

Rani khet

MR. CITY-

Shri nagar

RISING CITY-

Udai pur

RHYTHM OF EYES-

Naini tal

FACE-

Surat

UNMARRIED GIRL-

Kanya kumari

GOD'S GATE-

Hari dwar

BRICK CITY-

Ita nagar

ST. HAIR-

Rishi kesh

RED NAIL-

Lal kila

CALL END-

Kol kata

NO ZIP-

Chen nai

CoMe ON SUN-

Arun aa chal

CoMe IN EVENIN-

Aa sam

GO & CoMe-

Go a

& finally

DO DRAMA-

Kar natak...

GOOD MORNING SMS

Sokal bela biscut elo,Ar sathe cha.

Porte bose keno jeno mon lag6e na.

Ratri jeno hoy ne ses,ghum royeche chokhe.

Mone porlo good morning bola hoini toke... gd mng

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"EYES" r not meant 4 "TEARS" & "HEART" is not meant4 "FEAR".Never get "UPSET" but alwz "CHEER",coz u r d "1" who can make people "SMILE"in "TEARS". Good morning.

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Kashmiri Apple.

This is My Gift to you.

But one condition.

!!!!!....-=======

BRUSH KARKE KHANA._

gd mrng.

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Suna hai, kisi ko Good Morning Kaho to UNKI Subah Achhi hoti hai,

par humne ye mehsus kiya ki Good Morning aapko kahe to Din HAMARA Achha hota hai.gud mrng..:-)

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TRUTH OF LIFE :~

U'll not find anyone who will understand U,

But U'll get plenty of people who will expect that U should understand them..

good morning.

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Ek din zindagi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi...dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi... Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi...aur haste haste fir aankhein. Good Morning

GOOD NIGHT SMS

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Oh ! My sweet butterfly pls go and tel to my sweet friend that i miss u GOOD NIGHT

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Roti hui aankho me intzar hota he

na chahte hue bhi pyar hota he

kyu dekhte he hum vo sapne

jinke tutne par bhi sach hone ka intzar hota hai..

Gd n8.

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Feeling of love+Moment of caring+Small small sharing+Stupid fights+Shoulders 2 cry+2 b 2gether in pain=Creates a miracle name "Friend":-)gd ni8.

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Ek din zindagi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi...dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi... Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi...aur haste haste fir aankhein. Good Night

FRIENDSHIP SMS

Hr yaad ko apni plko me samet lna

Zndegi me khushi mle to ushe khd se jur lna

Baht chti aur khbsurt hai zndegi

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ISHE AANSU ME MAT VIGA DENA. :-@

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When U Develop The Ability To Listen Anything Unconditionally , Without Loosing Ur ...Temper Or Self-Confidence, Keeping Ego Aside It Means You R COMMITTED ...

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Sapno jakhon chokar patai futbe karo hoye,Dariya tumi thakbe aka somoy jabe boye,vebona ko akla tumi dukher bojha niye,Dekbe ami pasai achi tomer Bondhu hoye.

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What is LOVE ?

Love is when mom comes 2 u at night & say

"Beta,I luv u"

Love is when we come back frm work & papa says

"Beta,late hone wala tha to call kar deta"

Love is when Bhabhi says,

"Oye hero,ladki-wadki patai ke nahi"

Love is when sister says,

"Bhai,meri shadi k baad mujse jhagda kaun karega"

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Style Of Break Up:

Boy Ne Apni Gf Ko Rocket Gift Kiya

G.frnd- What the Hell Is this?

Boy-Tujhe Chand Tare Chahiye The Na, Is Pr Baith Or Nikal....

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How frndship bre@ks?

Both frnds will think, the other is busy

And will not cont@ct

Thinking

It m@y be disturbing..

As Time p@sses

Both will think let the other cont@ct..

After th@t each will think why i should cont@ct first?

Here your frndship will be converted to h@te..

Fin@lly without cont@ct the memory becomes we@k..

They forget e@ch other..

So p@ss this mess@ge to all your frnds whom u w@nt 2 s@y

'JANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE'!!

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Rename me ______. But new name should start frm ur name's fourth letter. snd it to ur frns & see ur many names. But reply me jst nw...i'm waiting.. :-).

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nam ho jayegi...Office ke chamber me classroom nazar ayegi...par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi...Paisa to bahut hoga...magar unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi...Jee le khulke is pal ko mere dost kyuki zindgi ye pal ko fir se nahi dohrayegi..!

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Exms strts!Bt as she strts wrtng,d pen stops wrkng after evry 2 sentencs.She dint hav anthr pen.Nbdy hlpd hr n she finaly faild n comitd suicide..d boy 2 comitd suicide by jumping frm d top of a buildng.Dat was d end of dr luv story.

Moral:"Use CELLO pen durng exams 2 avoid such tragedìes..!"